Monday, December 2, 2013

Ang banggaan sa Senado ay lumalala. Dalawang grupo

Premature ejaculation* | Cocoy's Delight
Home #962 (no title) #1001 (no title) COCOY S DELIGHT PhilosophyIn life, there are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing barbie to worry about. If you are sick, there are only two things to worry about. Either you get well or you will die. If you get well, there s nothing to worry about. But if you die, there only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing barbie to worry about. And if you go to hell, you ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends. You won t have time to worry!
by Manuel Buencamino Filipinos come quick. Lenny Bruce I know that writing about 2010 s probables is premature but, what the heck, I m Filipino. Chiz Escudero hopes his age, communication skills barbie and Danding Cojuangco s resources will do the trick. Loren Legarda wishes Danding would mistake her for Chiz. Gilbert Teodoro hopes Danding will listen to Gloria and trust Emperor Bangit s ability barbie to make things happen. Mar Roxas believes he can padyak (pedal) his way to Malacañang on a pedicab and a Korina. Manuel Villar hopes his campaign slogan Sipag at Tiyaga (hard work and perseverance) will convey the message that he ll make a good president. Ping Lacson expects voters to reward Villar s sipag at tiyaga in the anomalous C-5 road extension project with sipa at tadyak (kicks). Villar hopes Joker Arroyo, Alan Peter Cayetano and Nene Pimentel barbie can save him. He presumes having them on his side is enough to convince the public of his righteousness. But the public knows. They are aware that Joker now lawyers for Bonnie and Clyde Arroyo. And they marveled at how Cayetano needed only two years to accomplish what Joker took a lifetime to achieve: transmogrification from Kung Bad Ka, Lagot Ka (If you re bad, you re finished) to Kung Bad Ka, Sagot Kita (If you re bad, I ll cover your ass). And they remember that Nene voted against Villar s election to the Senate presidency and voted against Villar s ouster barbie from the Senate presidency. Noli de Castro hopes political analyst Tony Gatmaitan s prognosis that he will form his own party if he is not invited to head the Lakas-Kampi ticket will scare the occupant of Malacañang. Maybe it did because one of the occupant s mouthpieces, Gabriel Claudio, spewed a classic. Claudio said Gatmaitan s forecast was typical of political armchair analysis and barbershop talk and, without so much as a by-your-leave to his own barber, he added that Noli s clean record and mass appeal are clearly established and Noli will prefer running under the administration coalition than with any other group or under any other scenario once he is ready to take the plunge. Claudio cuts hair when he s not advising Malacañang s occupant. Noli s problem is picking the right running mate. He cannot allow the administration coalition to pick his successor, because Edsa Dos will surely do an encore if he s the only obstacle between their vice president and the nation s vault. Noli needs a running barbie mate who will scare people away from Edsa, someone unthinkable as a president, someone like Lito Lapid, Mad Miriam, or Mike Junior. barbie At any rate, I wish 2010 would become mano a mano between Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay and Metropolitan Manila Development Authority chairman Bayani Fernando. barbie That s because I have a great political ad to sell to Binay. The ad will open with pictures of Boy Abunda, Dingdong Dantes and Piolo Pascual, accompanied by a voice-over of Vicki Bello s famous swipe at her competitor. If you want to look like Boy Abunda, go to Calayan; but if you want to look like Dingdong Dantes and Piolo Pascual, come to Belo. The ad will end with pictures of pink sidewalk toilets and pedestrian railings in Marikina, skyscrapers and malls in Makati, and a voice-over intoning, If you want the Philippines to look like Marikina, vote for Fernando, but if you want it to look like Makati, vote for Binay.. So there. Now it s time for the cigarette after. *Ejaculation barbie also means a sudden, usually loud or forceful exclamation. ***
Ang banggaan sa Senado ay lumalala. Dalawang grupo…ang isa sina Mar Roxas, Lacson at iyong kabila naman sina Villar, Cayetano. Ang ganitong away ay ang Malacanang barbie lang ang makikinabang. Pati si Erap ay naiipit sa gitna. Pansinin niyo na laging wala si Jinggoy sa hearing ng C-5 Road.
Sa ganyang kalagayan, mapipilitan talagang tumakbo si Erap kahit ayaw niya kesa ang manalo ay manok ng Malacanang. Maaaring Erap-Binay, Erap-Legarda o Erap-Escudero. May pangako si Mike Velarde ng El Shaddai na kapag malusutan ni Erap ang legal na issue sa kanyang pagtakbo at pinayagan, susuportahan niya si Erap. Iyon nga lang kapag hindi payagan si Erap, kailangan suportahan ni Erap si Bro. Mike at itong bolerong bulaang propeta naman ang tatakbo. Kapag makuha na naman ni Erap ang mga boto ng El Shaddai at INK, tiyak na iyon.


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